jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009

Jaw Jacking

one who is always has somthing to say but is not saying much of anything.

your sitting there doing all that jaw jacking and that aint even necessary you dont know what your talking about.

by jewlz 01 January 19, 2008

Pissin' Jackin'

The action in which a man pisses while ejaculating. Can be done by pissin' and jackin'; sometimes seen with two hands waving in a furious frenzy. Quite dangerous. Referred to in short by "PJ".

Andrew was so enticed by the Showerman that he started pissin' jackin'.

by Christopher "The Shower" Man August 18, 2010

jacking off

masturbating

i like to jack off

by baby November 5, 2003

Jacking

New York slang for claiming something to be true in which is actually a lie.

Sean: Yo, I heard you and Markus' sister hooked up last weekend after we chilled.

Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.

by GodofSlang December 27, 2016

jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.

A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.

by Larry Finster December 29, 2009

Car jacking

1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.

1. I lost my car in a car jacking.
2. He likes to go out car jacking.

by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011