Jackaloon

Male who is obcest with masturbating.

Your brother is such the jackaloon. He just went back to his bedroom for the 5th time today.

by Senkan January 13, 2009

junkathon

When someone eats or drinks non-stop junk food for a long period of time, we call it a "junkathon"

Example One: "John's cat died today, hes on a Junkathon."

Example Two: "Sammie's preganant, and yesterday she had an insane junkathon. She had three Ice Cream Cones and went to McDonnalds four times!"

by Fesuasda May 3, 2009

Hackathon

A large meeting of computer-enthusiasts held for the specific purpose of hacking a website or other technology.

My friends and I held a hackathon last night for the latest game system. Sorry to say, we couldn't find a way to hack its software.

by Technoliterature May 30, 2009

jackaholic

One who is seduced greatly by the whiskey named Jack Daniels. Sometimes refers to the liquor as his/her husband.

Girl1: Holy moley, someone slept with my husband before I did! His cap is loose!
Girl2: You're such a jackaholic. (glug, glug, glug)

by cheeb January 28, 2003

sackathon

noun: when you two guys go jogging together. it is like a marathon with a lot of ball sacks

dan: hey jake, i have been gaining weight lately.
jake: thats bad for beach season! we should go on a 5 mile sackathon right now!

by jbeast34 July 11, 2011

Jackaconda

In memory of JackL's anaconda. A freakishly large male sex organ. Notorious across much of the east coast of the United States. Has even been known to be turned down by pornstars. When "just the tip" is the only thing you will ever know.

If you have been blessed with a Jackaconda, your only chance of ever getting laid is to carry a set of eppiderals in your pocket.

by Anthony1980 May 5, 2008

Jarathon

A Day spent watching films featuring Jared Leto.
A Jarathon is only a Jarathon is there are Five or More Jared Leto Films Being Watched. Any less than Five Is called a Letofest.

"hey...fancy a Jarathon?"
"HELLL yes! Do we have enough films?"
"ummmm, no...we'll have to have a letofest instead."

by kayeee April 8, 2008