A stupid ass website that teachers assign tostudent to make them depressed, stressed, and want to die. For some reason they keep assigning it even though everyone complains about it.
Teacher (walking up to the gates of hell): Why am I in hell Satan, I thought I was a good person?
Satan (pulling a blue raspberry lollipop out of his mouth): bitch you assigned IXL you’re more like Satan than me. *throws devil horns to teacher* Thanks for stealing my job bitch, enjoy.
Satan (pulling a blue raspberry lollipop out of his mouth): bitch you assigned IXL you’re more like Satan than me. *throws devil horns to teacher* Thanks for stealing my job bitch, enjoy.
by Hijamiha November 7, 2018
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by AwesomeSparky March 2, 2018
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Use if you support cussing, suicidal thoughts, and all things FROM THE PIT OF HELL
p.s. Satan thinks paul mishkin can take over his job in hell.
Use if you support cussing, suicidal thoughts, and all things FROM THE PIT OF HELL
p.s. Satan thinks paul mishkin can take over his job in hell.
Child 1: Hey why do you have that Pastor Olukoya prayer book?
Child 2: Im praying out the demons IXL put inside of me.
Child 2: Im praying out the demons IXL put inside of me.
by IXLSUCKS April 6, 2019
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by PigeonGaming August 9, 2018
Get the ixl mug.The worst study website there is. It is bad thing. It will drive people insane. It leads to people ripping their hair out, stress, yelling, hurting themselves, and sometimes computer disasters.
"Why is all the computers in the computer room damaged?" person one said.
"There were kids on ixl in there." person two said.
"That explains a lot." person one said.
"There were kids on ixl in there." person two said.
"That explains a lot." person one said.
by BHeart June 1, 2017
Get the ixl mug.(Noun) A "Educational Learning Program" that makes you want to throw your Dell laptop out the window.
by HipsterHero November 2, 2017
Get the IXL mug.a dumbass website which induces side effects that include bouts of 'insanity', 'rage', 'suicidal thoughts' and more.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Example:
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
by blueberry_pancakes January 16, 2019
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