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by Amazingperson1233455 May 28, 2020
Get the itsuk mug.Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020
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by BakerMayfield December 28, 2021
Get the ItsRedFusion mug.Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.
Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
by Revived Divine August 1, 2012
Get the Porn Insurance mug.A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
Get the Dirty Insurgent mug.When you fill your car with people, so if gets gapped in a race, you can blame the extra weight being your disadvantage. The insurance being you may win, but if you lose you can blame something other than your car or driving
by Jdowdy August 6, 2019
Get the Gap Insurance mug.State Farm -noun: A band of fascist liars who use guerrilla tactics in order to do absolutely nothing, with the exception of fucking all of their clients, while still making millions of dollars every year.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.
"Fuck State Farm Insurance!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
by Frankieverdi February 8, 2007
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