iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

iphone fag

Assholes who keep playing on their iPhone at parties and when hanging out with friends

Look at that iPhone fag showing off his AWESOME new app instead of hanging out

by Padfootmeister May 15, 2010

iphonetricide

Meaning#1: The act of killing one's iPhone.
Meaning#2: A person who murders their iPhone.

Ladies and gentelemen of the jury, I should not be condemned for iphonetricide, I tried to make a call and the screen went black. How much is a person supposed to take from this device?

by adapenguina April 27, 2009

iPhone Dropping

iPhone Dropping is the practice of mentioning to people that you have an Apple iPhone within a conversation, story, song, online identity, or other communication.Often connotes an attempt to impress others; it is usually regarded negatively.

fuck you. quit iPhone dropping.

by Margaux&Michael June 4, 2011

iPhone XR

iPhone X R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?

"what does that R stand for in iPhone XR?"
"R U fucking kidding me?"

by 19nineteen19 September 22, 2018

iPhone Dump Factor

Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.

-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.

-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.

by Doctor Ew October 21, 2010

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015