Divine Intervention 

The only effective way of killing a paladin.

*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?

*Horde 2* Uh...

*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa

Divine Intervention by mr nibbles December 22, 2006

Divine Intervention 

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

Divine Intervention by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

Roblox Intervention Foundation 

Some random group on Roblox with 100k+ members, a parody of the SCP foundation, is a SCP game. A group that is plain.

Guy 1: Ey, you heard about that SCPF shit on Roblox?
Guy 2: Yeah, some shitty organization called the Roblox intervention foundation.

Roblox Intervention Foundation by AfterNetwork July 13, 2020

Chuck Norris intervention 

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

Chuck Norris intervention by chaibot175 January 9, 2011

Phatt Intervention 

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.

How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!

Phatt Intervention by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011

diWine intervention 

An act of wine that prevents something bad from happening or causes something good to happen.

That was definitely a diWine intervention when she drank so much wine that she was too drunk to stalk her ex-boyfriend on his date.

Sounds like you need to calm down , relax, and have a diWine intervention.

diWine intervention by Razzie1 April 9, 2019

Behavior Intervention Contract

dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)

(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up

Behavior Intervention Contract by nevets_ September 9, 2023