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Virginity intervention

Where a guy's friends get together and tell her he needs to have sex.that is has gone on long enough.
John this is a virginity intervention. you got to get some pussy before you dry up.
by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009
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ELA Intervention

A class they send you to if you don't do you work were you do 3rd Grade ELA but you really don't have to do it cause the dumb ass teacher tells you that you don't get graded, and then yells at you because you wont do her stupid essays which dont get graded
Man 1= Hey Man what do you have Second Mod
Man 2= a study hall
Man 1= I though you had ELA Intervention
Man2= yea Study hall
by torx25 April 12, 2010
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facebook intervention

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.
Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
by randomlala November 8, 2010
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divine intervention

a mad sweet shooter game. go to qarcade.com to play.
by cul June 26, 2004
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Government Intervention

One of New, New Labour's flagship policy which supported trade unions, penalised businesses and the private sector eventually ruining all economies after government intervention spread.
Gordon Brown's government intervention slowed down the economic recovery.
by Staircases September 16, 2010
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5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching
Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention
by MiniStig1 July 9, 2010
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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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