Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

insertfancyname

The highest level of insult. If you get called this, the only reason the other nigger isn't dead, is cause you are. One of yous gotta go.

Guy #1: LAFF, you fucking insertfancyname name
Guy #2: Nigger what? YOU GON GET CLAPPED *shoots*

by Magnus Gallant May 19, 2007

Pussy Inserter

When the male is obsessed with thrusting inanimate objects into a girl's vagina.

John just went pussy inserter all over Susan last night.

by jomama217 October 2, 2009

Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011

open mouth, insert foot

when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.

Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.

I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.

by Baz S. December 9, 2007

[Insertfandom]zen

A poor excuse to insult NCT by hiding behind the guise of the very misleading "zen" at the end of another fandom name.

Usually used by people who want to have an elevated opinion when bashing nct, but dont want to suffer the repercussions of their actions.

A pick me who wants to be accepted by other fandoms who hate nctzen.

"I'm am insertfandomzen but Jeno is so ugly."

"I'm a stayzen but NCT's music is so trash."

"I'm a blinkzen but Blackpink outsold NCT."

"I'm a atinyzen but NCT has so many visual holes."

by hyucksimp June 27, 2021

(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

by lolemma March 1, 2009