Orange Crush Incident

Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.

After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.

Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.

by CC Mirage August 30, 2010

noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".

(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)

by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006

Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.

The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.

by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

jelly incident

When a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich is made with too much jelly, and the jelly falls out of the sandwich during consumption.

"Sorry about the purple stain on my shirt, I had a jelly incident at lunch."

by Sycoticmynd29 December 12, 2008

The December 22nd incident

On December 22nd, 2022, TikTok For You pages around the world were invaded by some of the most graphic content ever seen on the app. Slideshows were overrun with uncensored pornography, hentai, and nudes. By December 23rd, these images seemed to disappear and TikTok returned to its usual state. The cause of this event is still unknown.

The December 22nd incident will live on as one of the darkest days in TikTok history.

by totallyrealhistorian December 23, 2022

cassidy incident

something that happens when you say it isnt going to happen. The best thing to avoid this is to knock on wood

"Oh no! You didn't knock on wood. You are going to have a Cassidy Incident!!!"

by Spike Kentucky JR March 2, 2009

Incident

Something that people make up to create problems for other people.

The court considered a minor crime an 'incident', just because it was a little against the law.

by judenihal February 9, 2009