breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

breakfast in bed by MikeD3 December 30, 2008

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

breakfast in bed by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

kill in bed 

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

kill in bed by afhsg June 3, 2018

Cheese in bed

Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.

Only real intellectuals know

LL: You know that song?

AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD

Cheese in bed by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022

the AmongUs in bed 

Sex in bed or a creeper in yo house hooking up with you

wanna do the AmongUs in bed later jenny

the AmongUs in bed by Im in bed with your mom November 7, 2021

bad in bed 

To not be good at pleasing; bad sex.

Lisa wasted 10 minutes of my life. She was sooo bad in bed.

bad in bed by Jasonhaha January 29, 2009

bloody mary in bed 

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

bloody mary in bed by Anorak May 25, 2014