ibpression

The incurable autosomal depression caused by a two year IB Diploma Programme during High School. Normal symptoms include constant exhaustion yet utter lack of sleep, constant guilt even when time off is taken, frequent suicidal thoughts and complete understanding of academic failure. Extreme cases have had people sleeping on their desks at 3pm mumbling TOK essay ideas. Repression of symptoms has been evident with online Instagram IB-support meme groups. However, sole therapy seems to be the 5-July liberation - be it failure or not.

-Mate, I'm feeling so sick but I don't know why.. i get fever, and even when I don't, it's like my soul has been sucked. All I want to do is just sit on my bed and stare at the ceiling in shame
-That's a clear case of ibpression sir!

by jim.nt December 12, 2016

pinpoint impression toy

A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”

by Komical September 29, 2009

impressionalistictivity

Something about just about every person that shows that they are part of the human race and they take what is shown to them, and accept it as the truth no matter what, and that they need to do certain things that are in the "mainstream culture".

I hate your impressionalistictivity.

by djnogo November 29, 2003

companies meme impressions

Where companies try to be trendy and try to make memes but all they make is cringy shit.

eating chicken like a boss is not very kek, It's a company meme impression.
companies meme impressions

by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020

first impression

the first impression is basically a thumb print (using your thumb to massage/penetrate a woman's anus) with a little spice added, stealthily slipping an ecstasy tab in with the thumb, to increase the sexual experience for the woman

"Damn Brian, that sex was amazing, thanks for that First Impression"

by buddah April 30, 2006

dis-impressing

dis-impressing is a word, hah i told you leah!!!!

leah you are beginning to disimpress me.

by andrew April 22, 2005

Impressionate

When you simultaneously Impersonate and do an Impression of someone.

Also when you leave an impression on something.

Example of Impressionate

Person 1: *cute voice* "I'm a rebellious teenager."

Person 2: *cute voice* "I'm a rebellious teenager."

Person 1: "Hey, Don't Impression me!" *pouts*

by Coriolis Spinner July 21, 2016