ignit

ignorant; stupid. Not so wise

He got his ignit ass ova dea bout to jump off a building, talking bout he superman.

by msshay June 11, 2006

Matchstick Ignitor

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink

Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!

by EggaWoes June 6, 2010

ignited

added after a noun as an adjectival intensifier; esp. fool ignited. when used after an ambiguous noun, generally implies a strong positive connotation

"Last night I got my junk caught in the sliding door... again. The fire department came and had to use the jaws of life... again. Then I accidently set fire to their truck... again. They accused me of being a terrorist, but let me go because I'm 'too stupid to be a danger to the state'."
"...Fool ignited..."

"It was quite the party ignited."

by D.B. August 24, 2003

Inniot

Retarded alternative for idiot. created by my gorgeous girlfriend.

Becky: You inniot!
Alex: LOL

by Alex Seater March 8, 2010

Ignoticed

When you take full notice of something, but proceed to ignore it

Dad: Hey son, I wouldn’t eat that rock if I were you
You: *while swallowing that savory limestone* Ignoticed

by Ibd68 December 22, 2019

IGNITION day

27th October is World IGNITION day where every female who is above the age of 18 must give an edgy person in their life the gwak gwak 3000

Sarah: hey did you know its IGNITION day?

Belle: oh shit yeah you're right, looks like I have to go give him head

Lauren: Wow you know IGNITION?

by Lawson_is_fish March 8, 2023

Keyless-Ignition

Hotwired car where they key cylinder has been damaged in such a way that it no longer requires a key.

They used the keyless-ignition to start my car as I've still got the keys.

by scotsman123456789 June 15, 2011