ian

a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian

person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3

by mollyisgay July 28, 2011

ian

a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.

Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.

acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.

has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.

that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole

by ianhatrrrr December 8, 2010

ian

slang for “I ain’t”

ian gon keep going back and forth with you.

by ig:@yikesitsflor February 16, 2019

ian

my favorite dude

ian, my favorite boy, he's real sly, real real coy

by ianjacksonsnumberonefan January 23, 2018

ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 30, 2019

ian

Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.

Dude, quit being an ian.

by paperfacecut March 14, 2010

ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017