i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

Weevil hunting with Ianto

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.

Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

Iwan

Pronounced: e-von. An amazing guy. He is a little shy at first but once you get him out of his shell, you will be so glad you did. He is sweet, absolutely hilarious, caring, and knows exactly what to say. He is good at basketball and video games and is usually very attractive. When he finds a girl, he holds on and doesn't let go. He gives the best hugs and is a great kisser too.

woah, he is perfect, must be an iwan.

by decthird January 1, 2012

All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.

Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG

by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020

I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.

Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!

by YAWA May 1, 2018

I want to die

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, its just saying they are tired of it.

Felix : I want to die

Grand : LOL

by Ebadlol June 30, 2020

iwantsomepossie

A weird, reteable, funny and hot tik toker. He is very famous and he SHOULD be verified.

Person1: Have you seen iwantsomepossie's new tik tok?
Person2: Yes it's so funny.

by Shutthefupno July 10, 2021