i love you

aka i want to waste a couple months of you’re live

i love you and i will always be there for you
no girl he won’t he jus gonna waste your time

by spiceysaucelol September 7, 2018

i love you

a typical phrase to describe your hatred for another but it is used to hide it discreetly so the particular other thinks you have a crush on them

Henrietta: i love you *growling*

mary: aw i love you too *a big snarl*
*the two break into fight*

by v4mp1r3t0ad February 23, 2021

i love you

Something a guy will say to get into your pants. Sometimes its used to worsen the pain when someone leaves. Another way of saying " fuck you"

him: i love you
her: i love you too
***
Him: its over
her: but you said you loved me

him: but who sais i meant it

by kdlover6969 December 15, 2018

i love you

three words normally followed by a broken heart

i love you
*15 mins later, no response
didn't mean to send you that, my cat ran over my keyboard

by FlyingFrogger September 20, 2020

i love you

I love you! something you will never hear because no one fucking loves you. you get that little bitch no one fucking loves you.

i love you, but ur tits are better

by POOPY TOES January 24, 2020

i love you

THE BIGGEST LIE IN THE WORLD

joe: i love you
Penny: i love you too
Joe: SIKE

by therealOGyeet January 14, 2019

I Love You

The three hardest words to say in the English Language.

When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.

by Leiko October 10, 2004