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Hyundai Tiburon

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One of the biggest piece of shits out on the market. Attempted to look aerodynamic and sleek, the over abundance of curves make this vehicle look like a train wreck. With it's shitty looks and shitty engine this car is a -99999 on a scale of 1-10.
That guy must have brain damage if he thinks his Tiburon is remotely cool with that weed wacker muffler. What a dipshit.
by Nataservant June 24, 2004
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Hyundai tiburon

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This is a car only a loser would drive on acount of its shittyness. The only way to make it keep going its to drive it like an old person.
My names Mike and i love my hyundai tiburon
by Mikkke1234car April 6, 2009
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Hyundai Lane

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Opposite of the "Lexus Lane", which is High Occupancy Toll lanes where the wealthy who can afford to pay high tolls can drive without delay.

"Hyundai Lane" users are those with less money sits in the traffic-jam with frustration and watch the rich passes by them.
I wish I could afford the "Lexus Lanes" instead of sitting in the "Hyundai Lanes" watching rich people drive by me.
by Koreanist July 18, 2005
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hyundai genesis

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A sort of sports car built by one of the worst automotive companies of all time. Faster then a corolla, but not as fast as any real sports cars.
That hyundai Genesis is almost fast and only kind of ugly!
by UndeniableTruth November 22, 2016
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Hyundai Equus

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The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!
"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!
by Shb99 August 4, 2022
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Hyundai Genesis

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The Hyundai Genesis was one of the most badass vehicles that Hyundai made until they fucked up in 2012 by adding a shitty 8 speed automatic and adding gasoline direct injected in both of their V6 and V8 engines as well. It is the first rear wheel drive vehicle that Hyundai has ever made. As when it was released in 2009, the V6 model had about 290 horsepower with an estimate of 264 pound feet of torque while being connected to an Aisin 6 speed automatic transmission (which are truthfully one of the best transmissions ever made) and the V8 model had about 378 horsepower with an estimate of 333 pound feet of torque while being connected to a ZF 6 speed automatic (very dependable but the Aisin is hell of a lot better). Both engines from the first few years of the Genesis were Multi Port Injected too and it tends to be a lot more dependable than the ones with the gasoline direct injection. So if you'd like to get a vehicle that's like a Lexus but hell of a lot cheaper, the Hyundai Genesis would be your best bet. But if it's from 2012 and onward, good luck dealing with all the problems it has on it! But if it's from 2009-11, you're definitely lucky and smart enough to not get one of those later models!
Mercedes Benz Owner: "Fucking aye man, my car is so badass! I be getting chicks 24/7 because of this!"

Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"

Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"

Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
by Shb99 November 17, 2022
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To break into a Hyundai and have a onenight stand there, and before you're done, leave the car, find a Subaru, break into it, and finish having sex in it. During this, you must only call the girl or guy by the name of Wilkins. Singing the Family Guy song during the process is also acceptable.
Hey dude man bro, how was your weekend?
It was epic, I did a 'Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru' on saturday!
by skoleost November 23, 2011
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