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The Facebook Hypocrite

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.
Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013
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hypocrite

a person who makes out that they're against something, then does the thing they where against
a person stands up for a bullying victim then later supports the bully and his ways
by hipo May 13, 2003
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family values hypocrites

a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...
Now, those George's, they are the ultimate family values hypocrites...
by selgville153 November 28, 2010
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Urban Hypocrisy

The propensity that Urban Dictonary has to accept words that are inside jokes and definitons naming non-celebrities, despite stating that jokes that display these aforementioned qualities will be rejected. For example; search the name Eric and click on any name that comes up. It is likely that the defintion will be of a non-celebrity and will contain numerous inside jokes.
Urban Dictionary says they reject inside jokes and definitons naming non-celebrities. But when I look at a random word, its usally an inside joke or a non celebrity! They should change the name of the site to Urban Hypocrisy!!!
by beastmode11 December 3, 2010
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hypochristian

From the combination of "hypocrite" (one who does not practice what they preach) and "Christian".

A Hypochristian is a person who claims to be an upstanding "moral" Christian, but passes all sorts of judgment on anyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do.
My family is a bunch of Hypochristians; they nearly disowned me when I chose to come out to them.
by Trish November 9, 2004
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hypochrist

Someone who claims to be a God fearing, born again Christian, yet fails to act like one.
Jesus cuts off all those peoples' heads in that "Left Behind" book. What a hypochrist!
by A R Wilson July 26, 2008
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Hypocrisy

it's when wallmart (temporarily) bans violent video games and games with guns but continues to sell guns
Wallmart employee: We have stopped showcasing the gruesome evil and violent videogames on our stores to show respect to people who've died during mass shootings.
Wallmart employee: We will however continue to sell firearms so people with guns can prevent mass shootings by shooting the mass shooter. You're welcome america, we're stopping violence! This isn't hypocrisy, we're saving hundreds of americans by selling guns.
by Spoopy Chicken September 19, 2019
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