hyperactive

To be very hyper....

WHOOHOO!!! YEAH!!!! LALALA!!!!! DAMN!!! SO DAMN HYPER!!!! i WANT CANDY!!!!!

by jalalabad October 14, 2003

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.

by Pissmarck October 6, 2023

Hyper Typer

Typing like a psycho with speed pills in there hands when they're actually not hyper at all in real life.

OMGSH I AM SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!! omgomgomgomgomgomgl kn dlkd knlsdnlknlkn SDK:NLDF KnhlknFLKNef kKGLKdKLM!!!
fg;k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyper Typer.

by Niggy M Way August 3, 2007

Hyperado

Somebody, who on internet chat rooms and FB groups relies on ever increasing amounts of hyperbole to enforce their tough image. The result being that he/she sounds like a desperado. Hence, hyperado.

It may sound something like the lines below,

'I am the Mother Theresa of facebook after all....'

'Thanks for coming back in all your fuckwitted 'glory' '

'your sheer and utter retardness'

John: here comes that desperate fucker again, spewing hyperbole all over the boards.

Mel: Yeah, the Hyperado has just rode into town!

lady tryhard

by JustJayne November 2, 2009

hyper-fact

A fact that is false in this universe, but possibly true in a parallel universe.

"Most lawyers are metrosexual." - Dude
"Dude, that is such a hyper-fact!" - Brah

by ERK404 May 4, 2010

Hyper-drunk

The state of being both hyper and drunk at the same time.

I've had like 15 double vodka red bulls tonight, I am so hyper-drunk!

by Clyde_91 April 6, 2014

hyper-primitivism

Anarcho-primitivism in the age of hyper-realism.

Organic existentialism shaped by virtual reality.

A designative-infrastructural unity of nature and technology.

Technology which is organic at the level of material design.

Defined by matter-agnostic consciousness.

Culture in the age of supramodernism (between hypermodernism and metamodernism).

A subset of anarcho-realism.

Hyper-primitivism, a subset of anarcho-realism, is a sensual state in which consciousness, designed by hyperreality, unites with organicism.

by sandraxine June 8, 2018