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Husband

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.
husband.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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husband chair

A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.
You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.
by JerseyJohn October 25, 2007
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Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.
"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"
by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006
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When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.
An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."
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Husband Dick

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.
Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’
by dll1302 December 13, 2021
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Husband Hole

Your "husband hole" refers to a woman's buttonhole. It means that your buttonhole is reserved for your husband or longterm boyfriend. It refers to women only having anal sex once they are in a committed relationship. Anal sex is not done casually as it is difficult and requires a lot of trust between partners.
"Just had some casual anal." -Said literally no woman ever.
My boyfriend and I have been together for two years so, for our anniversary, I let him into my husband hole. It was great.
by Gigi Engle August 18, 2015
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