Hufflepuff

1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.

2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.

3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.

Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?

Hufflepuff by Hufflepuff Hater ;) July 8, 2010

Hufflepuff

The semen filled flatulence that results from anal sex.

I did this girl in the butt, and I nut in her butt, and then she Hufflepuffed all over my leg.

Hufflepuff by Calypte October 8, 2008

hufflepuff

The act of sprinkling pepper onto your pubic hair before an unsuspecting female goes down on you. Just before you finish, flick some pepper up her nose so she sneezes while you blow your protein shake down her throat.

John: It was sick dude! I made her sneeze and choke on my dick while I blew it down her throat!!

Mike: Hufflepuff that ho!!!

hufflepuff by Mac like Roni May 22, 2010

Hufflepuff

'The rest'. The renowned Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is populated by students of four great houses. Gryffendor for the bravy, Ravenclaw for the wise, Slytherin for the cunning and Hufflepuff for ...the rest.

Hufflepuff does indeed have its moments of achievement. For instance, one of their members was killed last year. Something all students in Hufflepuff can aspire too!

Hufflepuff by Cedric Diggory November 15, 2011

Hufflepuff

Synonym for popular term, "bama", something or someone that is hufflepuff is lacking in aesthetic appeal. In other words, ugly as shit.

I'm going to bend you over the hood of my stepmother's car, whisper a racial slur in your ear, and treat you straight hufflepuff.

Hufflepuff by Jake Redspruce February 18, 2011

Hufflepuff

Words that describe them: Loyal, patient, humble, caring, honest, pot heads, hard working and tolerant.

They are loyal, patent, honest, and the most nice and caring house. They work harder than other people and think about them self last most of the time. They can tolerate the most annoying of people. Every Hufflepuff is a stoner and all Canadians are Hufflepuffs, there for all Canadians are stoners. All of the clouds in the sky are smoke from pot head. So places that are in drought is because there's not enough people who are smoking there, so just need to get more Hufflepuff's there. The places that are flooding have too much Hufflepuff's there, so he need less Hufflepuffs.

Hufflepuff's cause it to rain.
Hufflepuff's help with droughts but also cause it to to flood sometimes.

Hufflepuff by Not high Canadian theorist July 14, 2019

Hufflepuff

A person who is sorted into the house, Hufflepuff is often loyal. If you mess with a Hufflepuff, two things can happen. One, they may cry. Or two, they’ll shatter your knee caps with a sledgehammer. DONT MESS WITH A HUFFLEPUFF!! Hufflepuffs are the most friendly people you’ll ever meet. They love kittens and cookies.

I got sorted into Hufflepuff!!

Hufflepuff by Dhodkgdkgvdkdgkdkgdkg January 11, 2020