Howler

A sporting term used to describe a particularly terrible piece of play, usually due to the stupidity of a single player. A howler is not incurred through bad luck or even poor play, but rather through absolute amateurish hopelessness. A howler in soccer for example would be if a completely unmarked goalkeeper who was under no pressure inexplicably fumbled a simple ball into the path of an opponent who subsequently scored.

Did you blokes see Jerzy Dudek drop that ball into the path of Diego Forlan?? Mate that clown is a dead set howler merchant.

by dragons_redv March 14, 2009

Hooker Palace

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy

Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.

by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.

by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.

“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”

by Harry Michas July 25, 2008

hocker grove middle school

A school where thots get made fake wanna be gangster and a retarded ass pep club this school is known for fights
and such shit teachers.

Trailridge kid: Did you see that kid that got his ass beat?
Trailridge kid 2: it must've happened in hocker grove middle school

by ihatelife3223 February 18, 2018

Hookering

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020