when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.
"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"
"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"
"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"
by porschegt636 February 14, 2012
Get the Hover a sneeze poo mug.When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.
by Verrukt_Pajamas August 21, 2013
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The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.
Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.
by Specialguwy May 12, 2015
Get the Hover bowling mug.by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011
Get the hover pooper mug.Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.
by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004
Get the hover craft mug.A hover hand is wrapping your arm around someone but not grasping their shoulder/waist with your hand. It looks awkward when noticeable. Often times the reason is taking the photo to quickly-- before the subject has time to touch the other person's arm. Other times it is due to the subject not being a touchy person-- the type of person that doesn't like hugs. And other times it is when a loser guy musters up the courage to ask a model at the convention for a photo but doesn't want to push their luck.
Can't tell if cerebral palsy or hover hand...
What a germaphobe... He wouldn't even touch my shoulder-- he hover handed me.
Did Daniel Radcliffe really just hover hand me?
What a germaphobe... He wouldn't even touch my shoulder-- he hover handed me.
Did Daniel Radcliffe really just hover hand me?
by Litturntsavagebeast April 21, 2018
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by Dave Z. September 27, 2007
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