Houstoned

Pronouned: Hue - stoned.

Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.
by Godfrey Bouillon June 13, 2007
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Houston

The most boring city to travel in the US. The only times Houston is on the news is when a chemical plant blows up or there's a Category 4 hurricane coming the way.
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies
Person 1: Hey, I'm moving to Houston
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California
by StormBread September 2, 2020
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Houston

Houston - a nerdy male who loves cats.
Houston is always talking to his cat.
by AManDuh69696969 November 14, 2018
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houstoned

When one gets drunk during the day, commencing the first beverage before 10 am.
Bill: Glad you made it to the tailgate so early! In before 10!
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.
by gramthrax April 12, 2012
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Houston

The most caring person you will ever meet. Sometimes stubborn but you'll love him no matter what. He will stand by your side forever and love you for eternity.
Person:" who do you love?"
Me:"Houston"
by S8tan_666 March 25, 2019
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Houston Handshake

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!
by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
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Houston Jones

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.
by Houston Jones June 22, 2019
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