housewiferous

To feel or perform in the manner of a housewife.

I'm feeling very housewiferous today. I think I'll scrub the floors.

by Mare Bear June 12, 2009

Housework Rave

Blasting techno, trance, house etc whilst doing house work...whilst having a bit of a dance here and there.

Totally couldn't be assed doing the dishes or cleaning the floor but then I had a Housework Rave and got it all done.

by Lala Land>2 February 11, 2014

mousewolf

Urban legend of a small town werewolf betrayed by his pack who ended up married to the baddest woman in his town

A notorious Hood icon known to small town hoods.

She did? She did a MouseWolf to his ass.

That nigga is more gangster than MouseWolf!

by LoveWolf88 April 13, 2019

housewife cocktail

Xanax and Red Wine

Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight

by Goldman, ron November 24, 2020

Ingredient household

A household that has no ready to eat food/snacks.
In order to have something to eat you have to cook/prepare it.
Also: most of the ingredients are random and don’t go together.
EXAMPLE:

*Ingredient household*
—> pickles, Nutella, mustard, crackers
*regular household*
Leftovers, frozen pizza, yogurt, chips, sandwich stuff

Growing up in an ingredient household, I always had the most random meals.

by anonymous March 2, 2023

compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.

My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.

by HighWire June 23, 2006

Desperate Housewife

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

by Formina Sage July 24, 2010