Hostage Baby

A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.

1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.
2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.
3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.

by CW5000 March 1, 2007

Chocolate Hostage

Another term for Poo

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"

by Beefburglar June 11, 2004

Homo Hostage

a person who is always with a homosexual person who is not one themselves; unknown to them the real reason why the homosexual is always with them.

"Man..look at that homo and his homo hostage..poor guy doesn't even know what is in store for him."

by Urban Goo October 6, 2008

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.

My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!

by Don't want to talk god dammit July 16, 2010

blowjob hostage

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.

Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.

by Dante-Alighieri February 26, 2011

DVR Hostage

when someone records two of their shows at a time on your DVR effectively forcing you to watch one or the other of the shows being recorded neither of which is something you like.

My wife held me DVR hostage last night for 2 hours.

by JohnnyFibah May 7, 2010