Horse-Cock Sandwich 

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

Horse-Cock Sandwich by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

Horse Cock Energy 

A definiton used to describe a sigma male giga chad who is on the grind, and possesses an eternally large turgid penis.

*Giga chad walks by*

Gabe: "Horse Cock Energy! Horse Cock Energy!"

Horse Cock Energy by HorseCockEnergy1381 June 23, 2022

Horse Cock Frosty 

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.

Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

Horse Cock Frosty by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011

horse-cock breath 

offensive breath obtained by smoking inexpensive cigars

Vinnie reluctantly lit another black n mild, knowing full well the atrocious horse-cock breath it would give him.

horse-cock breath by ccnutmnkey December 7, 2004

Horse Cock Jonson 

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

Horse Cock Jonson by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

horse cock forehead rubbing 

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.

Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.

horse cock forehead rubbing by Shaquandah January 16, 2009

Horse Cock Sandwhich 

A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.

Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.

Tony: He's an HCS?

Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.

Horse Cock Sandwhich by billybad@$$ December 10, 2009