hoving

When someone pays too much attention to another person with the goal being to get boned. Somewhere between hovering over and stalking.

Did you see Dave hoving on Karen at the party last night? She should have either punched him in the balls or given him a BJ.

by 0kje March 7, 2008

hooking

when two or more people are in an active, non-committal relationship that includes sexual intercourse

Ugh, still haven’t got that promotion...Seems like you gotta be hooking with the boss to get anywhere these days.

by trible_bible March 9, 2021

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Hooking up

Hooking up refers to having sex, messing around refers to anything else (mostly beneath the waist) and making out is just making out. Done. Hooking up is having sex with no expectations or strings attached.

I was hooking up with this guy last night... means i was fucking this guy last night.

I was messing around with this guy last night... means I was giving him head/ he was going down on me.

by Classy1114 October 21, 2009

hooking marlin

To nod off repeatedly when tired in a motion resembling hooking a fish, namely, a marlin.

originated in Lompoc, CA

During that lecture I was totally hooking marlin.

by Greg Bryant July 20, 2008

hoovin a shmoovin

When you’re beaming at a rave and you turn to your pal and exhale deeply in their direction

Are you alright mate?
Yeah I’m ‘Hoovin A Shmoovin’

by Hoovin December 12, 2017

hooking up

for middle school: making out.
for high school and beyond: any type of sexual activities usually refering to sex.

middle: dude me and sharon were hooking up at the movies last night.
high school: oh man at that party me and alexa were hooking up in the bathroom.

by elyssajordan May 29, 2007