Honiker

a norwegian name
means 'coming sun' the name for a well expected child
a boy's first name
sounds german, to some, or ukranian to others, but it has roots in norwegian stories instead

Everyone who's someone, has to believe your search functions aren't working Honiker

by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

Ass Be-honker

A little green goblin wearing a clown nose that lives in the ass of an Australian Virgin Woman.

You are a stupid little Ass Be-Honker.

by Wafflez Hudson August 31, 2005

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

hinkery

Messed up in the head.

Don't go hinkery on me.

by Alex Knight February 1, 2005

Honkersided

Cattywumpus, crooked, or bent. Something that is not as straight or square is it was intended.

The contractor knew nothing about geometry and built a honkersided house.

by Texas Doom August 1, 2008

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

Head Honker

The act of a woman squeezing (Or Honking) the head of your penis.

Jim: "My girlfriend did some wierd shit last night in bed."

Jerry: "What'd she do?"
Jim: "I guess she's a Head Honker."

by Cat_Ballz July 28, 2014