chin-hoarder

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.

by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012

hoatsed

getting played by the new girl.

did you see what happened to him in history?

no. what?

the new girl fucking hoatsed him.

by skankdesnutz14 October 13, 2016

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times

she has a hoagie sandwich

by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016

Hoarlock

A female warlock.

The Hoarlock incinerated 3 bandits and then teleported away.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

The Mandy Hoard

It's the heisman, only more awesome.

"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

by Your Mom From Another Mother June 3, 2009

Hoang Mai

Hoang Mai is a beautiful and pretty Asian boy. He is known as the human calculator. You need a Hoang Mai in your life. He does essays for free and even your homework. Hoang Mai is the guy to ask for help when you're failing a class.

"Hoang Mai is so smart and pretty"

by Danny Le. December 12, 2019