hamf

Can be used for two types of bodily fluid. Saliva and Cum.

I.E. "Dude my teacher just hamfed all over my work god damnit!"

by Macdaddythecat January 25, 2007

Hlamarisa

An extremely amazing, sweet and kind person.

When I'm tired of fooling around and ready to settle, I will marry a Hlamarisa

Samantha has grown to be such a Hlamarisa

by Umendowakabani July 6, 2011

hamfaced

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009

HAMFG

hard ass mutha fuckin gangsta

ya that dude from jefferson is a HAMFG

by shadydogg September 22, 2007

hamfest

An annual ham radio festival that includes a flea market, prizes, and seminars.

I went to the Vienna Wireless hamfest and picked up a nice HF/VHF transciever.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 10, 2004

Hlampes

A mixture of a few STD/STIs

You have Hlampes

by S-Dog Gee March 17, 2010

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013