One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.
Bum: Spare some change??
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009
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National History Day is a contest that is held annually in which students research a historical topic pertaining to a yearly theme. Then they must do a project on it in the form of a paper, a skit, a documentary, or a posterboard thing. The winner at nationals receives 1,000 dollars.
DUDE NATIONAL HISTORY DAY SUCKS AND WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR LIFE! Especially when your partner's a frickin idiot.
I only have two primary sources!
I only have two primary sources!
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Get the search history mug.A class that's really not as hard as it seems, that is, after you've been raped by the villain and left impregnated. A child shall be born unto you and its name shall be success. After that, it's all about reading and listening. You could, however, get an abortion (i.e. fail) but this is just as mentally, physically, and emotionally scarring as pushing through to give your baby a good life, a better life, so just keep that baby. You'll cry at night, cry in the morning, and cry tears of joy when that baby is a fully grown 5 on the exam.
Ask questions about shit that ISN'T ALREADY EXPLAINED IN THE BOOK (that includes YOU Fucknuts) and study all the time!
Ask questions about shit that ISN'T ALREADY EXPLAINED IN THE BOOK (that includes YOU Fucknuts) and study all the time!
by HatOfPolymers October 29, 2012
Get the AP US History mug.a fuck-all hard class. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically ass-raped to stretch their asshole to the size of goatse. generally possible to BS with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be passed without learning much in the entire class. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.
"Hehe, someone crossed out 'a hero' and wrote 'an hero' in my ap eurpean history book. I spent so much time laughing I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the chapter. fuck."
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"
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Usually the tributes are found in the form of strange fan-art, fan-fictions, and/or derptastic roleplaying.
History peeps are always going to be smarter than you and there is nothing you can do about it, unless you become one of them.
The main types of Peeps are those pertaining to:
-American Revolution/Founding Fathers
-French Revolution
-Lewis and Clark
-Civil War
-WWI, II
-and Cold War
Usually the tributes are found in the form of strange fan-art, fan-fictions, and/or derptastic roleplaying.
History peeps are always going to be smarter than you and there is nothing you can do about it, unless you become one of them.
The main types of Peeps are those pertaining to:
-American Revolution/Founding Fathers
-French Revolution
-Lewis and Clark
-Civil War
-WWI, II
-and Cold War
OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE THE LATEST EPISODE OF "I MADE AMERICA?!?!"
"Virtue is everything you ignorant bitch"- Robespierre.
See that chick talking to the professor? Be her partner for the next project- she's a history peep.
"Virtue is everything you ignorant bitch"- Robespierre.
See that chick talking to the professor? Be her partner for the next project- she's a history peep.
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