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Search History

A built-in feature that you always clear after watching porn or illegal stuff
by SkeletonGuy December 7, 2018
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biggest loser history

A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.
Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
by Rooks January 4, 2008
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Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009
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history class

1.some place where 99% of people sleep in and 1% end up becoming the teacher who teaches it.
2.a class that is mandatory to take in school where you learn about the good/bad things that happened in the wolrd
"Man:History class was so boring most of the class fell asleep!"
by InsaneCowPig January 4, 2014
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the rest is history

Bob dumped Gina in the bar that night, and the rest is history.
by piggedy August 28, 2014
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history crush

When you get a short-lived obsession with a historical figure.
I have the biggest history crush on Queen Elizabeth the First at the moment! I have read three biographies and a ton of other stuff about the Tudors!
by missLL May 31, 2010
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Historyvisonism

The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
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