Hipošpotamus 

When a girls vlažajna is not trimmed

Yo girl, where is your hipošpotamus

Hipošpotamus by Vlažajna January 6, 2019

Dippopotamus 

One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

Dippopotamus by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

Hippothotamus 

A large heavy set thot!

Look at that HIPPOTHOTAMUS yonder!

Hippothotamus by Mz.Kitty June 23, 2014

nippopotamus 

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.

"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."

nippopotamus by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007

hippolotapus 

An older woman who is a mean ugly bitch, and a realy fat bitch with a realy big pussy orfupa.

Hey! put that shit away, quick, here comes that hippolotapus, ms.mcarthy

-mainly used toward: asshole neighbors, bitches,
teachers,etc.

hippolotapus by mr.bojangles October 24, 2006

hippypotamus 

Noun. 1. Pretentious trendy hippy wannabes who wrongly believe they are musicians.

It's 4am and those damn hippypotamuses are still "trying" to sing.

hippypotamus by LoudFU*KERS August 21, 2010

sippopotamus 

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

sippopotamus by flammy2010 April 24, 2010