shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.
Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!
by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008
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Big Slick Himself

Big Slick Himself, or BSH, is a young tycoon who specializes in business. BSH is an American icon and has been recognized as such in several countries. Do You know BSH?
I saw Big Slick Himself at the mall the other day, he was shopping for new Armani suits and was driving his new Lamborghini.
by I'm Him July 20, 2008
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sir shits himself

Steve Timmons is Sir Shits A Lot
Sir Shits A Lot has done it again.
by Dick Anus September 27, 2004
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cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.
Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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sir shits himself

in addition, you must wear someone else's dirty, jizzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.
no comment............
by Dirty Dirty Man April 16, 2005
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that kid that killed himself

Jamie Scott
Jamie Scott is that kid that killed himself
by Delita Heiral August 27, 2008
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He turned himself into a pickle

Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Person LB: And... He turned himself into a pickle.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person DrH: Wubba lubba dub dub!
by LittleRossana July 05, 2020
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