howlett

A thick as hell twat that slides around all day on his own bullshit. he commonly gets raped by his dad.

Ha ha look at that thicko he must be howlett

by Gay September 16, 2003

Howlett

Commonly confused with a large square-shaped lump of basalt. This is, however, incorrect and it is simply something that resembles a human, with a non-square-shaped head. There is also great debate over the sexuality and even gender of the Howlett.

hey rachel, check out that Howlett, its HUGE! lets go hit it.. or cover it in highlighter fluid.
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?

by matt r lfc December 13, 2007

dirty hewett

is a total virgin, who at this point would have sex with a potted plant

oh man that guy is such a dirty hewett he'd have sex with a plant pot i bet

by nxdp June 9, 2020

howlett

a dimwitted person who drags knuckles on ground

you must think i am a howlett if i belive that

by bob July 12, 2003

hewett

Hewett is a voyeur of tiramisu pillow pleasure and they enjoys fish eye sessions regularly. They look like T-Rexs due to their disproportunately sized arms and creepy little pointing fingers. LOVES getting salads tossed.

"That little dino, hewett man just asked me to play with his beetroot."

by trexoldman August 11, 2014

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

howlettberg

A mysterious and enigmatic individual of great charm known to on occasion to tread over to the dark side and knock on the door of destiny. To be feared and revered.

....the Howlettberg has spoken.

by Truthisstrangerthanfiction March 9, 2019