Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.

Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez

by Alicforhigs April 19, 2017

Hernigan

A skinny obnoxious person who is starved for attention. Very loud and boisterous with extreme mood swings: one minute they are on a high horse annoying others, and the next the world is ending in their opinion. They tend to "bob" when in high horse mode.

The hernigan that is perched up at the bar is getting on everyones nerves. I wish someone would bring him down off his high horse and send him home.

by Manita M. December 23, 2009

Hernando County

A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.

Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...

by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010

Oscar Hernandez

A GOD TO ALL MORTALS the smartest thing on the planet ; charming with impeccable good looks. MAD BEAST AT LIFE

I PRAY TO Oscar Hernandez

by pedophilo August 23, 2011

hernlo

How you answer the phone while sitting on the john.

"HERNlo? No, this is not a good time"

by Hannibal222 July 16, 2008

hernesto

The gorgeous Latino pool boy your upper-middle class husband is obviously cheating on you with.

looks like Todd's off to 'Florida' again to fuck that twinky Hernesto again as if I don't know he's doing it.

by bossihavecancer June 28, 2016

mental hernia

A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.

First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."

Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."

by michiganmayday April 18, 2010