A Heather

a girl that everyone wants to be/look like/act like. “a heather” is said most commonly in conan gray’s song “Heather” which describes someone basically being jealous of a girl named heather.

maddie is such a heather, she is so pretty and fashionable and funny.

by harrystylin0 August 15, 2020

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

ripping heaters

A term commonly used for smoking cigarettes. Smoking lots of cigarettes.

I feel like I smoked a packs of cigarettes last night.
Yeah, you guys were ripping heaters.

by pimpinpix August 2, 2011

Eat and heat

To stimulate sexually via oral sex.

All I had to do with Wonda was eat and heat!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

haematophilia

Haematophilia within BDSM, refers to the sexual interest in blood. The fetish can be satisfied in many ways, usually through visual exposure. Though, ingestion of, submersion in and withdrawal of blood can all be ways to fulfill one's desires related to the fetish. A common misconception about haematophilia is that it can be triggered by period blood, this is in almost all cases, inaccurate.

Person1: why was he breathing heavily throughout the lab practical where we withdrew blood?
Person2: he was horny, he has haematophilia!

by your blood boi June 10, 2019

Heather Chandler

A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.

With her red and black outfit and her bitchy tweets, she’s a real Heather Chandler

by Regina Chandler August 30, 2020

I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020