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Loves to cut herself on random places because she drinks blood, sometimes she will go as far as biting people just to get to it.
Is a really bad slut who loves to get played and shove things up her vagina ( Usually carrots or large cucumbers) sometimes she will write the name of the person she desires onto said object.
Sometimes participates in animal fetishes such as putting tuna on areas and getting animals to eat it off.
Can also be referenced to when off your face drunk.
Loves to cut herself on random places because she drinks blood, sometimes she will go as far as biting people just to get to it.
Is a really bad slut who loves to get played and shove things up her vagina ( Usually carrots or large cucumbers) sometimes she will write the name of the person she desires onto said object.
Sometimes participates in animal fetishes such as putting tuna on areas and getting animals to eat it off.
Can also be referenced to when off your face drunk.
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