headerosexual

A person who is attracted to anyone that gives oral sex

"So what is your preference?"

"Well I am headerosexual over all.."

"Huh?"

"Do you suck dick?"

"Ew no!"

"The gtfo of my face."

by Franknsfw January 20, 2018

heanor

A place In Derbyshire that's full of old fucks or slags who will give you blowy for 5p weather your a man or woman

Hey have you been to heanor

No I don't like slags
Fair enough

by The.Donstic.Lord October 15, 2019

Headcrab

A parasitic alien that is fucking cute as hell I mean have you even looked at one

Everyone loves headcrabs

by Mrcoolgamerdude March 8, 2022

Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

double-header

The event of having sex with one partner right after another.

Man, last night I had a double-header with a blonde hottie and her brunette ho biatch friend.

by KBK January 22, 2005

Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.

Topper Headon is my drumming hero.

by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006

Max Headroom

Trollface of the 80's.

*During 1987*
Noob 1: yo did you hear about that max headroom pirating incident the other day?
Noob 2: yea that guy is a true troll

by GucciLuke January 2, 2012