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Headass

1. A term used when one says something either obscured, unbelievable, or stupid (when trying to be funny)
2. A term used at the end of an insult when talking about someone
Ex 1: (Nerdy boy & Regular Boy Conversation)
Nerd: Guess what bro?
Boy: What is it?
Nerd: I be pulling tons of females!!!
Boy: Headass!!

Ex 2: (When talking to someone with a big head)
Bully: Man if you don't get your gumball machine headass away from me.
by DFW817 February 25, 2013
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Headcanon

(also written as "head canon," but it's really one word.)

An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the media consumer themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the creator of the story, it becomes canon.
In Homestuck , a popular webcomic , many suspect the headcanon that the trolls are carnivores, because of their natural homicidal tendencies and sharp teeth. It's never explicitly stated in the comic that this is true, but it'd be kind of dumb to assume they're a race known for salads and ice cream sundaes.
by TickTockTimeTraveler October 12, 2014
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sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.
by collinc August 23, 2005
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headwash

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.
I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.
by toast455 July 1, 2005
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headway

1. Progress.

2. Signs of said progress, often used in relationships to mark reasons why they should still stay together.

3. The time interval or distance between two vehicles, as automobiles, ships, or railroad or subway cars, traveling in the same direction over the same route.
1. Headway in a career.

2. John Doe: "You have to give me some headway here, I'm trying..."

3. Suzie Q: "He's not giving me any headway, I'm gonna pull alongside him and honk my horn and give him a piece of my mind!"
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headbanging

swinging your head up and down as hard as you can as if to almost rip it of, while listening to heavy metal music
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i was headbanging to some metallica, and i got whiplash, it was so fucking hardcore
by GIANT(in my pants?) May 28, 2008
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Headcanon

Now... reality can be whatever I want...
-Thanos
person 1: omg i headcanon todoroki and dek-
person 2: please stfu
by ._.daydreaming April 11, 2022
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