I can't deal with these haze bitches, they be tripping for no reason.
by Luxuriouz November 8, 2014
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The act of male manual autoerotic behavior, i.e. beating off.
I was hazing myself to a picture of Eva Longoria naked.
by Robert Bohn May 31, 2006
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A guy who shouldn’t have tested Nicole the amazing charming wonderful lady.
He usually doesn’t understand that THEY CAN’T play Mario cart. (Dry bones is better) He also can’t ball but that’s okay. But don’t test him in swimming he can doggy paddle (lightning speed) so beware. Now in conclusion he did his to himself and Yoshi isn’t the G.O.A.T and needs to close that mouth. GOOD DAY.
Wow, HAZE can’t ball for the love of him.

“Dang Nicole is just to good for me.” HAZE said.
by gDiZZl3 March 5, 2018
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the feeling you get when you are so high you barely know you are still alive
What happened last night i was in such a haze.
by Jonathan Erwin March 23, 2005
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A group of sex offenders that conjugate on many forums of the internet, plotting their next act of molestation. Usually such groups are led by an extremely gay man usually in his 30's.
Damn, I think there's some Hazers in that house.

You joining up with the local Haze?
by Kamangir July 11, 2008
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Pretty much anything that you think is good. Can refer to marijuana, almost any drug, food etc...
When used in this context you will most likely be in Farmindale, Ny but spread it around and see its many uses in conversations.
"It's fucking chicken patty thursday today, that shit is fucking haze!"
"Derek is so awkward and weird he is the anti-haze"
"That weed wasnt the bullshit, that was the hazee"
"Keif is the condensed bullshit haze"
"That bitch gave me the best blowjob, it was hazzzeeee"
by Derek Doucheeard December 9, 2008
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Beating off/the by-product of beating off.
I had a good time hazing myself last night. After four times, however, I had no haze left.
by Shackleford, Rusty June 22, 2006
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