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have a nice life

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off and die because that person has created the circumstance between you and them which makes you care less if you ever see them again.
He could not deal with her bullshit and destructiveness in their relationship, so he signed the letter "have a nice life."
by Cravon Moorehead November 25, 2017
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way to have sex

by YK Woozie July 13, 2023
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Have fun paying fees

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.
Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!
by NanoIsSuperior January 4, 2021
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Grand Haven

A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless sheep per day during the summer months. Mainly retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.
Bro one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"

Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"

Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."

Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"

Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"

Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."

Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."

Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."
by commandercrook October 21, 2013
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have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.
Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.
by NAjA November 26, 2013
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have bank

Slang term for saying someone is rich. Have/had/has bank.
I went to my uncles mansion who is a brain surgeon, man did he have bank!
by brandon2k9 August 10, 2009
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Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit
Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit
by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020
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