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Whore Hanky

An article of clothing used by a street walking whore to wipe up her vag of semen after a sexual encounter. May be a shirt, sock, pant leg, skirt or panties.
That filthy prostitute used my sock as a whore hanky to clean out my nut before her next trick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
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Hanky Code

A code used by the homosexual community to let others know what they're "into". i.e. if a boy wears a light blue hanky in his back pocket, that means he's into oral sex.
Hey, the hanky code says that guy would be into you!
by Ky December 25, 2004
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Hanky Sex

(Men) When a clean pressed handkerchief is slightly unfolded and placed in the mans hands in a 'cup' like position. The man inserts his penis into the unfolded handkerchief and closes it around his penis and proceeds to 'have sex' with his handkerchief. after sometime the handkerchief will get filled with hanky cum

(Women) When a clean handkerchief is placed over the a womands fingers as she begins to stimulate herself. the rest of the handkerchief is pushed into the vagina, as the woman continued to stimulate herself to a climax

A woman can also place a handkerchief over a mans penis and wank him off that way and a man can put a handkerchief over his fingers as he stimulates his partner
"Derek has so many handkerchiefs in the wash each week - surely he doesn't blow his nose that much"
"Nah - he doesn't have a g/f so he just has hanky sex"

or

"My g/f put a handkerchief over my erection last night and I had hanky sex"
by Mr Hanky Man June 16, 2008
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hanky panky

Discreet or surreptitious romantic or sexual activity. See hankey pankey for origins.
There was hanky panky going on under the table during our meeting.
by Downstrike June 8, 2004
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Cum a Hanky

When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.
"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!
by Mr Hanky Chiefer July 7, 2010
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bush hankie

He didn't have any tissues so he used the bush hankie
by superhero March 22, 2005
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Sniffing the Hanky

Sniffing the hanky is a term referring to doing cocaine. It is used in real life, WWII.

In WWII Swedish scientists made a hankerchef made out of blood and cocaine. It attracted German search dogs, then jacked their nose temporarily. It was served to hide the Jews as they were shipped to Sweden.
Hey, you've been sniffing the hanky?
No. I got high off of something else.
by BoredomOfGods May 17, 2015
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