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hancock

1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.

2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.

3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.
1. Did you know that John Hancock was unanimously voted as President of the Continental Congress on May 24, 1775?

2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?

3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.
by Powa June 5, 2009
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Hancock Syndrome

1. Noun A disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. If you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. Outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following:

1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.

If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.
"That dude has been in the bathroom stall for a really long time... Perhaps he has a mad case of the ol' Hancock Syndrome."
by Henry_Hill May 4, 2010
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The nicest and most loyal friend you will ever have. They make sure you feel loved and will support you when you are down. Never hurt a hanako because you'll regret it really bad after. Hanakos are the best and should be loved by everyone. Hanako also loves nirvana it is one of hanakos favorite bands. Hanako is really fun to be around and brightens the mood whenever they are around.
'Who's that cool person over there??'
'OH that's hanako'
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hancock park

Extremely wealthy area of Los Angeles run by a bunch of Free City clad, rambunctious teenagers who know how to party. Larchmont is the heart of Hancock Park, otherwise known as the HP. At night, Larchmont is filled with 11 year old skateboarders in front of blockbuster and druggie teenagers with cold hard cash burning a hole in their pockets at Pickett Fences, LF, and Spirituali. See coolest hood ever bitches.
Yeah, basically all those Santa Monica kids want to move to the HP. Who wouldn't, it's the coolest ever!
by hp kid March 1, 2005
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The John Hancock

When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.

Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006
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hancock

To shove ones head up anothers butt. Takes great strength and skill. Refer to the superhero movie "hancock" for more info.
Dude I was attacked last night, so I gave him the Hancock!
by Robotics June 16, 2011
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Hancock county

A county in south eastern Mississippi filled with the most strange people on earth , a mixture between rednecks, blacks, and white trash.
Hey y'all wanna go to the Hancock county Walmart?
by Logan Hilbert July 30, 2017
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