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The Hammond school

Mythical school in the middle of Chester for autistic children for performing where performance matters. It is run on the Adrenalin of students. The curry is merch and the bread and butter pudding taste like my nans curtains.
by My nans curtains June 7, 2019
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Bo Hammond

down to earth, yet complicated person who is always willing to offer anything to anyone even at the expense of their own relationship. has never met a stranger, can fix anything has a bad habit of offering to help to many people at once thus stretching themselves to thin. women should beware the male of this species carries a massive reproductive organ, mating has been known to last up to 48 hrs and females can climax repeatedly as many as 63 have been reported in a 12 hour span one such study the female climaxed a half hour after.

has amazing powers of observation, and has enhanced second sight ability.
extra caution should be used when approaching an agitated male will lash out violently and keep attacking even months after until victorious.

simple minded people should avoid the species they are extremely intelligent with very hi IQs reaching well into genius level have been known to cause insanity in the weaker minded from hundreds of miles away.

has a great distaste for television believes the gov. has created it to control the minds of people so that they will give money to an outdated tax law put in place to fund the revolutionary war against great Brittan where we lost our freedom to ourselves and was abolished by the people for the people after the war was won. amazing how the death toll was still climbing years after the war ended???
witchadidya Bo Hammond you dident bring any hot glue witchadidya
can I Bo Hammond can I borrow ???
Bo Hammond the builder Bo Hammond the builder can fix that.
GET UP AND GET OUT Our world is beautiful get up and get out here and explore Bo Hammond
by threeskidsrow$$OG&&LPG November 27, 2011
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jack hammond

The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.
Man, I Jack Hammond her!
by Josh Cassar November 15, 2007
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The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.
(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.
by aaronha April 19, 2010
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Ahmed Hamoudy

A god from Lebanon he is the most strong and humble person that has ever lived. He is the biggest sk (sick kunt) or eshhay to ever live. He died in 2014 at Kogarah Flats , Sydney, New South Wales, Australia in a big brawl between Marist College Kogarah and Kogarah High. A few wise preachers have said that he will be resurrected on the 7th of December 2018, and dominate the whole world and buy the whole nike company and make just TNs.
Ahmed Hamoudy is coming!
That guy is as strong as Ahmed Hamoudy
by Hamoudy_ lover_44 November 1, 2018
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Hammond

As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.

To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.

Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.
by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010
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Hamoudy

pimp he will fyb infront of you, is not as tall but gets all the baddies
hamoudy is a PIMP
by hamoudy November 21, 2021
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