Hammocking

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?

by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

chinana hammock

In the Era of the Corona pandemic, a mask that is worn improperly (i.e. under the chin.)

Did you see Wayne's mask on his chin again, it looks like a banana hammock... it's a chinana hammock! Wonder if he wears his boxers like that?

by GinAniG July 15, 2021

Alabama hammock

A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.

The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.

by Iceman18 August 11, 2019

Hammocking

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

Want to go hammocking?

by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

Man Hammock

Two men start by standing on each side of a woman. The woman sits up on their erections putting two in each hole. The men slowly rock back and fourth mimicking a hammock.

Did you see the video of the four dudes that put that chick in a man hammock?

She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!

by ifreezer November 7, 2010

Hampacket

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.

by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

douche hammock

A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.

"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)

by talltimo October 25, 2011