Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

Hambone

Another name for your penis

My hambone has a chick magnet on it

by Big Dyl July 18, 2011

Hamboning

verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)

Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.

by Omae May 20, 2014

Hambone

When a person ingests a said quantity of opiates or uppers and is sent into a mania of sudden movements such as beating on their thighs or cleaning vigorously by effect of the drug. Or the act of doing opiates and uppers together otherwise known as speedballing.

Rumpus was doing the hambone after that bump and started cleaning the kitchen.

by Megaseth May 7, 2010

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 20, 2010

The Hambone

The nickname for Hammond, IN; a city that touches southeast corridor of Chicaho, IL.

What part of Chicago are you from? Oh, you know I'm the hambone.

by Northwest Drilliana September 12, 2016

hambones

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.

"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."

by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006