A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Get the halleigh mug.By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.
"I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole."
by qAaRoN July 12, 2005
Get the hazleton mug.A dilapidated city that should have become the Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated.
The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably.
It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get).
Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests.
Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I.
Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.
The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably.
It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get).
Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests.
Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I.
Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.
1) Hazleton is the worst city in Pennsylvania.
2) "I sorry, I no speak Englas." - usual Hispanic speech in Hazleton....Allentown at least is better with knowing English
3) "Yo, I gotta get back to tha campus, I got class in da morning!" - Educated African-American speech
4) "Yo let's go fuck some bitches at Giant!" - teenagers in Hazleton
5) "I'm so sick of the Hispanics!" - Ignorant hate-speech from most McAdoo dwellers who live 10 miles outside of Hazleton
6) Hazleton sucks. You're better off in Newark, NJ.
2) "I sorry, I no speak Englas." - usual Hispanic speech in Hazleton....Allentown at least is better with knowing English
3) "Yo, I gotta get back to tha campus, I got class in da morning!" - Educated African-American speech
4) "Yo let's go fuck some bitches at Giant!" - teenagers in Hazleton
5) "I'm so sick of the Hispanics!" - Ignorant hate-speech from most McAdoo dwellers who live 10 miles outside of Hazleton
6) Hazleton sucks. You're better off in Newark, NJ.
by AndyKraze January 19, 2010
Get the Hazleton mug.A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!
Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.
Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.
Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!
Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.
Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.
Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!
Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!
Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!
Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!
*Total ownage of Canucks*
America: Hooray for Haslett High School!
*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*
Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.
Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!
Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!
*Total ownage of Canucks*
America: Hooray for Haslett High School!
*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*
Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.
by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008
Get the Haslett High School mug.An unidentified man died in the waiting area of Hazleton General Hospital. He bled to death, because of the wait behind thirty illegal immigrant tweenage bitches checking to see if they were pregnant.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
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