halfsie

a partially erect penis that occurs typically when the owner is aroused by something they should probably not be aroused by or in other inopportune situations.

Armando is inappropriately and uncontrollably partially aroused by his room mate. He now has a halfsie.

by hardguy January 9, 2010

Halestorm

To do something better than the original, specifically with reference to songs, but also generally in terms of performing any action better than the previous person.

Did you hear them Halestorm that Beatles song?

by DMS1 February 21, 2015

halfstock

semi-erect or semi-flacid. However you want to look at it... I choose semi-erect, as that seems more positive.

"Man, I'd fuck that shit out of that bitch, but I'm halfstock."

by Beil February 13, 2005

Halfstrated

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.

P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.

by hexxhex October 10, 2018

halfsker

(n.) a half-hard on that is the product of just finishing sex or any other sexual act. Usually visible by other people.

C: Did M just finish you off?
S: Yessur, could you tell by my halfsker?
C: Duh

by CerSer December 9, 2008

Halostalgic

The feeling of a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former Halo experience or game, to one's past Halo-dedicated and obsessed life where the only thing that mattered was pwning n00bs with friends, or to one's Xbox Live family a.k.a. the long disbanded Halo 2 clan; a sentimental yearning for the happiness that only the Halo franchise brings with its cooperative campaign, hours of multiplayer and the lack of a social life or girlfriend/boyfriend.

Person A: "Dude, Billy has been listening to the Halo soundtrack all week."
Person B: "Yeah, he's been really Halostalgic before Reach comes out."

by SpryO3 September 3, 2010

halfsie

A person who consists of multiple ethnicities

Person # 1: Hey! Where are you from?
Person # 2: I'm half British and half Indian
Person # 1: Oh so you're a halfsie? That's cool!

buy halfsie mugs & shirts

by kurryma August 26, 2013