invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009

Grapefruit Goods

Clothing line, Urban Streetwear: Mens Apparel & Music Production Company

Joe: Should I wear my Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt or my Grapefruit Goods t-shirt?

Bob: DEFF, your Grapefruit Goods tee.

www.grapefruitgoods.com

by Frank Mcdole June 29, 2010

Grapes on a Plate

The best game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. It has a really awesome theme song.

"Hey, I'm looking for some cool apps for my new iTouch. Any suggestions?"

"Yeah. Grapes on a plate!"

by me597 April 18, 2010

grape swirl

When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect

At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

grape tractor

a way of life, a saying, a representation of love.

"bro do you know grape tractor?"
"of course bro, I thought everybody knew about it"

by mtsharry August 5, 2021

fueled by the grape

Activities that depart from a person's normal (sober) behavior that take place after consuming an overabundance of wine.

Party Goer: "Wow, what's Marshall doing over there by the DJ? Is he disco dancing....poorly like he's in some weird time warp from the 70's?"
Designated Driver: "Looks like he's been Fueled by the Grape again"
Party Goer: "Cool."

by Steve from the coast November 15, 2013

Hanging Grapes

Another way of saying you're suffering from hemorrhoids.

I'm hanging grapes over here.

by Carrion Luggage March 2, 2010