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Guyler

Tyler, but also a guy. Doesn't need vegetables to survive. Eats only white bread baloney and mustard sandwiches. Superior eyebrow control. Creepy smiles on command. Likes to say things like "caf," and "hook it up on the googs." Nipples are impervious to pain.
No, not Tyler, Guyler.
by Mr. Poopybutthole Sr. February 13, 2018
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Gayble

When there is a gay couple sitting in a restaurant.
"I have to grab 2 waters for my gayble."
by codeman11 May 10, 2021
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Gumble

I gumbled yo shit while you were asleep
Word?
by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023
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Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.
Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023
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Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
by The True Addendum July 19, 2016
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Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food
Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.
by johnnynono February 25, 2009
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Guybernation

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.
Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.
by Larcondos July 10, 2011
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